Do you feel your heart beating at only eight pulsations per minute? For a human being, thatâs a very bad sign; you are probably about to die, at least from boredom, and you badly need EST. Alternatively, you could also inoculate yourself with Slow Motion Disease, Headchargerâs new album (out on XIII Bis Records), to be injected directly in your ears. First sign that this method is working: your head and feet will soon start moving up and down. That will help your blood flow.
But if you still feel that your metabolism is trudging along like the worst Derrick episode ever, the Normans have another treatment for you: something electric, whose effects are strangely akin to that of a certain blue pill that will make sap flow even in the most flaccid branches, to be administered via your little peepers.










































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